Site under maintenance

My web site is currently undergoing major reconstructive surgery. Or a facelift. Or a nap.

Well, something is going on, and it's being done on purpose, whatever it is.

My site should be back soon, unless the "something" results in a complete destruction of the site, which you might consider fortunate or unfortunate, depending on how much you like or dislike me and my site. In any event, thank you for stopping by, and please visit again soon. Like in five minutes. Or an hour. Or tomorrow.

In the meantime, perhaps I can interest you in reading some free fantasy and/or science fiction while you wait.